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faun-songs:

nightmareloki:

watchtowerislive:

gunrunnerhell:

Heard the song during the commercial for History Channel’s trailer for their upcoming Bonnie & Clyde movie.

OH my god I can’t decide which version I like better this one or the one from Kill Bill!!! 

JHooly shuit

crying

the-world-of-steven-universe:

This is how Garnet and Amethyst fuse to become Sugilite.

(A lot of things went through my head at that time, at the same time x3)

bryarly:

cerulean-warbler:

#retail

Literally anything involving customer service

bryarly:

cerulean-warbler:

#retail

Literally anything involving customer service

louiseliang:

How to Tie a Lolita Bow

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

the sailor moon reboot looks fantastic

wendycorduroy:

yukulele:

Mom?

they literally never explained this

god is a woman and she wears hot lingerie

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

voyeuristicdarlings:

signofmyown:

davidjteninch:

snotvanilla:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

lovelyphantasmagoria:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
OR ALIENS
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER

oh yay. i live on bermuda, im only mildly terrified.

ATLANTIS

AGAIN
FUCKING AGAIN 
THIS IS ON MY DASH FUCKING AGAIN
LISTEN UP KIDS WE GOT SOME BASIC HISTORY LEARNIN’ TO DO
THOSE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS AREN’T FUCKING REAL FOR ONE THING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THEIR “BACKGROUNDS” ARE FROM FUCKING SCIENTOLOGY 
There is no scientific proof that there are Crystal Pyramids beneath the Bermuda Triangle. No one actually found any “Crystal Pyramids” in the Bermuda Triangle- did you actually click on the source for these? It’s a conspiracy theory website. An “aliens did the thing” website. Just because it came from the internet and has a source doesn’t mean that source is actually true and correct. Also, please click on it and look at the painfully photoshopped pictures of these so called pyramids.
Second
Though we have no defining reason why all of these societies built step pyramids, we do have some accepted explanations. 
For one thing, the egyptian step pyramid and mesopotamian ziggurat were built SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS before all of the others. I’m talking, like, at least 2000 years before the Mesoamerican ones (the one pictured above was built around 3000 years after)
I’m going to start with Egypt off the bat just because I’ve studied Ancient Egypt significantly more than Mesoamerica and Ancient Eastern cultures.
The step pyramid didn’t just- happen. They were a piece in the process to build more and more elaborate tombs for pharaohs (and were obviously not the end all, seeing as we have “true pyramids”- the smooth sided ones such as the pyramids at Giza). They would go out of “style” as Sneferu had the first “true” pyramids constructed. That’s why those pyramids exist. I pray you already knew they were tombs. The end.
The Mesoamerican (“Mexican”) and Indonesian step pyramids were NOT tombs like the Egyptian ones, but temples, making them much more relatable to Mesopotamian Ziggurats (though they do not look the same they are still considered step pyramids as well). The one pictured above isEl Castillo at Chitzen Itza- probably the most famous of the Mesoamerican Step Pyramids (it’s the one you always see in doomsday prophecy things because of how the sun is positioned and the snake and stairs blah blah I’ll explain another time). Though I cannot say for ALL Mesoamerican step pyramids I can say it is assumed that this one IN PARTICULAR was used for living sacrifices (assumed human and animal).  COMPLETELY different from Egyptian Step Pyramids.
The Indonesian step pyramids were also built 3000 years after Egypt’s and Mesopotamia’s. Logically speaking, besides the fact that they were simply easy buildings to create (they’re literally just smaller square on top of larger square on top of larger square on top of larger square like it doesn’t get much easier than that if you want to build things up) they probably knew of the design of the Egyptian pyramids by that time and it probably played a roll or two in their building. It’s harder to explain the Mesoamerican ones because- from what we know of- they had little to no contact with any civilization beyond North/South America. 
But we also never really question how or why three different civilizations all started right around the same time- the first civilizations EVER, mind you- we’re too busy worrying about pyramids
as for the buildings pictured below the pyramids they actually all probably exist because they’re literally the simplest form of solid architecture ever. It’s post and lentil construction- if you click on that link you can see exactly how SO MANY THINGS THAT EXIST ARE POST AND LENTIL CONSTRUCTION. It’s literally two things standing up vertically to support a horizontal beam for an entryway.
Anyway that’s that. Hope that explains some.
If y’all are like “ALIENS” though you can get the fuck right out of my face because by stating that aliens built these things you’re dismissing how outstanding and amazing the human race is and how we’ve problem solved through thousands of years to create the things we have. 
It’s like if someone thousands of years from now looked at one of our skyscrapers and yelled ALIENS BUILT IT
There are explanations for most everything- I’m not saying we have all of the answers right now but they’re out there somewhere. And I’m not talking somewhere like space. You just have to go looking.
The human brain is fantastic

voyeuristicdarlings:

signofmyown:

davidjteninch:

snotvanilla:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

lovelyphantasmagoria:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.

IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID

THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS

NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE

THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED

OR ALIENS

BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER

oh yay. i live on bermuda, im only mildly terrified.

ATLANTIS

AGAIN

FUCKING AGAIN 

THIS IS ON MY DASH FUCKING AGAIN

LISTEN UP KIDS WE GOT SOME BASIC HISTORY LEARNIN’ TO DO

THOSE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS AREN’T FUCKING REAL FOR ONE THING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THEIR “BACKGROUNDS” ARE FROM FUCKING SCIENTOLOGY 

There is no scientific proof that there are Crystal Pyramids beneath the Bermuda Triangle. No one actually found any “Crystal Pyramids” in the Bermuda Triangle- did you actually click on the source for these? It’s a conspiracy theory website. An “aliens did the thing” website. Just because it came from the internet and has a source doesn’t mean that source is actually true and correct. Also, please click on it and look at the painfully photoshopped pictures of these so called pyramids.

Second

Though we have no defining reason why all of these societies built step pyramids, we do have some accepted explanations. 

For one thing, the egyptian step pyramid and mesopotamian ziggurat were built SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS before all of the others. I’m talking, like, at least 2000 years before the Mesoamerican ones (the one pictured above was built around 3000 years after)

I’m going to start with Egypt off the bat just because I’ve studied Ancient Egypt significantly more than Mesoamerica and Ancient Eastern cultures.

The step pyramid didn’t just- happen. They were a piece in the process to build more and more elaborate tombs for pharaohs (and were obviously not the end all, seeing as we have “true pyramids”- the smooth sided ones such as the pyramids at Giza). They would go out of “style” as Sneferu had the first “true” pyramids constructed. That’s why those pyramids exist. I pray you already knew they were tombs. The end.

The Mesoamerican (“Mexican”) and Indonesian step pyramids were NOT tombs like the Egyptian ones, but temples, making them much more relatable to Mesopotamian Ziggurats (though they do not look the same they are still considered step pyramids as well). The one pictured above isEl Castillo at Chitzen Itza- probably the most famous of the Mesoamerican Step Pyramids (it’s the one you always see in doomsday prophecy things because of how the sun is positioned and the snake and stairs blah blah I’ll explain another time). Though I cannot say for ALL Mesoamerican step pyramids I can say it is assumed that this one IN PARTICULAR was used for living sacrifices (assumed human and animal).  COMPLETELY different from Egyptian Step Pyramids.

The Indonesian step pyramids were also built 3000 years after Egypt’s and Mesopotamia’s. Logically speaking, besides the fact that they were simply easy buildings to create (they’re literally just smaller square on top of larger square on top of larger square on top of larger square like it doesn’t get much easier than that if you want to build things up) they probably knew of the design of the Egyptian pyramids by that time and it probably played a roll or two in their building. It’s harder to explain the Mesoamerican ones because- from what we know of- they had little to no contact with any civilization beyond North/South America. 

But we also never really question how or why three different civilizations all started right around the same time- the first civilizations EVER, mind you- we’re too busy worrying about pyramids

as for the buildings pictured below the pyramids they actually all probably exist because they’re literally the simplest form of solid architecture ever. It’s post and lentil construction- if you click on that link you can see exactly how SO MANY THINGS THAT EXIST ARE POST AND LENTIL CONSTRUCTION. It’s literally two things standing up vertically to support a horizontal beam for an entryway.

Anyway that’s that. Hope that explains some.

If y’all are like “ALIENS” though you can get the fuck right out of my face because by stating that aliens built these things you’re dismissing how outstanding and amazing the human race is and how we’ve problem solved through thousands of years to create the things we have. 

It’s like if someone thousands of years from now looked at one of our skyscrapers and yelled ALIENS BUILT IT

There are explanations for most everything- I’m not saying we have all of the answers right now but they’re out there somewhere. And I’m not talking somewhere like space. You just have to go looking.

The human brain is fantastic

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